What is Narty?
1.
A narty is a tiny shriveled penis that is incapable of performing sex due to its miniscule size.
Sweeney said he was coming from the pool, but I bet it's just because he has a narty.
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2.
1. Literally, "naughty party".
2. A title given to one man and one man alone, meaning "Infinitely Awesome".
"Wow, this kegger got narty real fast!"
"Damn, I wish I was as cool as Narty."