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To falsify an excuse to leave the room for a short duration when your actual intention is to leave indefinately.
"Where did you go..
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masturbating, when beating off, cutting off the shaft immediately during climax, then getting jizz all over your sliced chassis and bloo..
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The insecurity a guy feels about having a small television. Metaphor: the TV itself is seen by others as proportionate to the size of hi..