Narwhal.

What is Narwhal.?

A horn whale type creature that when you tend to tell people about it the first thing they think is 'Could you have sex with it?'

"DUDE ITS A FREAKING NARWHAL.!"

"A what?"

"A horned whale."

"You ever you know...?"

"No, what?"

"Tap that?"

"Dude thats just wrong"

See narwhal, tap that, horned, unicorn, whale

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