Nasa

What is Nasa?


1.

National Aeronautics and Space Administration - the successor of the earlier National Advisory Committee for Aeronautics. Begun in 1958, largely in order to gain a moral victory in the Cold War by beating the USSR to the moon, their main purpose is to gain knowledge about outer space and neighboring celestial objects in order to increase humanity's knowledge of the cosmos. Initially well-funded and manned by some of the greatest scientists of the 20th century, the Administration's space programs helped to develop some of the most influential and often-used technology of the modern day (satellite technology, computers, electronic miniaturization, temperature resistant materials, etc.). Unfortunately, due to the multitude of early successes and prevailing opinion in Washington, NASA is often expected to do more with less money, as Congress often slashes budgets and expects better service. Not wanting to lose the tradition of innovation, NASA has recently tried to appease the government and an ever-increasing public ignorance of the benefits of scientific exploration, and as a result has tried to do more than they should, resulting in the 1986 Challenger explosion, and the heat shield failure of the Columbia in 2003, along with less deadly failures of Mars probes.

NASA fails because we allow it to; we expect that becuase "those NASA guys are geniuses" that they can do something with next to nothing. Space travel has always been, and will always be dangerous.

2.

The single best argument for independent space exploration.

Washington: Nasa, put stuff in space!

Nasa: But you only gave me 4 pennies and a used piece of gum.

Washington: Muahaha

See farce, jpl, space, challenger

3.

National

Anal

Sex

Association

Speaker one: Man i wanna join nasa

Speaker two: The national anal sex association?

Speaker one: ...no the National Aeronautics and Space Administration, there is an anal sex association?

Speaker two: Theres a space association?

See nasa, n., space, anal, anal sex, national, analsex, sex, group

4.

a girl who turns prude after years of craving the cock

N.A.S.A = Not A Slut Anymore

Dude that girl Megan went NASA on us, remember when she hooked up with me, you, and my sister at the same time.

See usa, nasty, masa, asia

5.

National anal sex association

Hey guess where im going this summer? To NASA.

See nasa, space

6.

NASA - representing "Nice And Safe Attitude"

Used as a salutation, or farewell –an interjection

Popularised by a clothing brand worn by some in the late 1990's UK rave scene.

At first glance, the garment would appear to be an official National Aeronautics and Space Administration or NASA product, as the logo used the worm font used by NASA. However beneath the main NASA text body, it would state "Nice And Safe Attitude".

Interestingly many of those that wore this product line did not have a nice and safe attitude at all. They were in fact drug addled party kids that had taken too many class A drugs, and as a result had become paranoid, violent or simply talked a load of bollocksat such a high speed they spat in your face as they attempted to purge their body of words.

As a result the greeting is used in a rather tongue in cheek fashion today.

Person A "see you round mate"

person B "yeah, you too, nasa"

Person A "Hiya mate, nasa"

Person B "Yeah, wicked"

See nasa, rave, uk, addled, greeting, clothing

7.

term used by white people as a safe word for nigger. stands for north american street ape.

white guy: i think that nasa just stole my bike.

See nigger, nigga, african american, ape, spade


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