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After stimulating a girl with a finger in her anus... then sticking it in her ear just like you would a "wet willy".
Sally: ..
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Rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass of so hard i pissed my pants
Some guy: I did your mom
Me: roflmfaoshipmp
See roflmfaoshipmp,..
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Something Mike would never do. Anyone named mike can use this as an excuses not to do something.
Random person : Hey Mike, want to come..