Natalie Portman

What is Natalie Portman?


1.

Beautiful and smart. Just perfect.

She is the only girl I would like to date.

See mick

2.

Appallingly bad wedge-faced actress, career sustained by membership of the Tribe and fanatical crypto-paedophilic fanbase.

Having said that, I had all sorts of filthy ideas watching 'Leon'.

'V for Vendetta' is one of the worst films ever made, in large part thanks to her lack of talent, though to be fair the script, direction and premise fucked it from the off.

Haven't seen 'Closer', don't plan to.

I'd give Natalie Portman one between the jewbs, nan, but I'd be doing her a fucking favour.

See natalie portman

3.

1. To be overrated.

2. To resemble wood.

3. To be haughty.

1. I heard she was pretty but she's totally a Natalie Portman.

2. She acts about as well as Natalie Portman in Star Wars.

3. I really don't like her, she's a total Natalie Portman.

See Bite me

4.

1. Someone who is overrated.

2. Someone whose facial expressions resemble wood.

3. Someone who is haughty.

1. I heard she was pretty but she's a Natalie Portman.

2. She acted about as well as Natalie Portman in Star Wars.

3. I really don't like her, she's a total Natalie Portman.

See Bite me

5.

from ancient hebrew, meaning 'goddess who walks among us.'

she's the only goddess i worship

6.

Beautiful Harvard graduate who was Darth Vader's baby mama.

Natalie Portman could have done better than that sleazy jerk Vader.

See star wars, jedi, natalie portman, han solo

7.

Beautiful, intelligent, passionate, amazing, robbed of an Oscar, and has more talent that I can fathom.

"Who's the most amazing girl on Earth?"

"Natalie Portman"


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