Natalie Portman'ed

What is Natalie Portman'ed?


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As you're having sex with a girl from behind, or from the front, doesn't really matter...as you're getting ready to ejaculate, shave her head.

Guy 1: I Natalie Portman'ed my girlfriend last night.

Guy 2: Like in V for Vendetta?

Guy 1: Exactly the same. Then I came on her face.

See natalie, portman, sex, cum


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