What is Natalie Portman'ed?
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As you're having sex with a girl from behind, or from the front, doesn't really matter...as you're getting ready to ejaculate, shave her head.
Guy 1: I Natalie Portman'ed my girlfriend last night.
Guy 2: Like in V for Vendetta?
Guy 1: Exactly the same. Then I came on her face.
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The line of dark hair that grows vertically down a man's (and sometimes a hairy woman's) belly and ends at the nether regions...
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A comforter/bedspread/quilt/blanket in a motel room. Since they are rarely washed, they are full of jizz.
"If you're cold the..
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It is when you shit on a girls stomach and run your penis through it until nice and lubricated then proceed to sexual intercourse
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