Natalie Portman'ed

What is Natalie Portman'ed?

As you're having sex with a girl from behind, or from the front, doesn't really matter...as you're getting ready to ejaculate, shave her head.

Guy 1: I Natalie Portman'ed my girlfriend last night.

Guy 2: Like in V for Vendetta?

Guy 1: Exactly the same. Then I came on her face.

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Kansas City Bowtie

1. The act of shitting on a womans neck, and leaving it there until it hardens and crusts. I showed the kansas city bowtie to my neice at ..

Instalimp

1. The act of being completely turned off or killing the moment. The second I heard that she slept with my best friend, I went instalimp. ..

Zoom

1. A television show on PBS with a bunch of snot-nosed kids that do crafts and tell knock-knock jokes. Come on and zoom. Come on and zuma ..

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