What is Natalie Portman'ed?
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As you're having sex with a girl from behind, or from the front, doesn't really matter...as you're getting ready to ejaculate, shave her head.
Guy 1: I Natalie Portman'ed my girlfriend last night.
Guy 2: Like in V for Vendetta?
Guy 1: Exactly the same. Then I came on her face.
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Vince Bobaganoosh is the best name for prank calling people. If someone asks you to spell it, abort the call immediately.
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A unique kind of orgasm only available to LSD users and Lord of the Rings fans.
When you ejaculate, the semen morphs into a small wiza..
