Natalie Portman'ed

What is Natalie Portman'ed?

As you're having sex with a girl from behind, or from the front, doesn't really matter...as you're getting ready to ejaculate, shave her head.

Guy 1: I Natalie Portman'ed my girlfriend last night.

Guy 2: Like in V for Vendetta?

Guy 1: Exactly the same. Then I came on her face.

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E.w.w.

1. E.W.W. stands for: Eating While White. Man today at lunch me and my friends got an E.W.W. Earl gave us lunch cleanup duty for the rest ..

Human Heart

1. The act of squooshing ones facial cheeks, with the palms of your hands pushing up and in. This then creates the shape of a human heart. ..

Illegitimate

1. Used to describe that a child is not yours. Thus, making you immune to child support. Can be traced back to as early as greek mythology..

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