Nate Dawg

What is Nate Dawg?


1.

used a a noun 'Natedawg' describes an individual who has dedicated his life to the pursuit of THC. His tolerance is off the scale and he cannot be smoked under the table. However, when certain levels of intoxication are achieved, dancing has been known to occur. Use at your own risk.

The Natedawg was so fucked up he started grooving in the middle of the movie theater.

2.

-Anyone who sets a standard for inebriation without sacrificing the ability to take care of one's responsibilities, to the extent that the responsibilities do not take away from said standard of inebriation.

-Someone that aspires to lay on a beach and smoke doobs for an occupation.

"Damn, if we were all as smashed as Nate Dawg last night, half of us wouldn't be alive."

3.

A breed of person that can easily found in the depths of a small forested town, in small houses littered with the odor of poverty. They are known for believing that they were a member of an inner city gang, gangstaif you will. They attempt to make it clear that they smoke marijuana and drink frequently, though they don't and have any knowledge of either subject. Occasionally they will strut around attempting to attract the females with their wanna-be tough attitude, only to be rejected and knocked out by a larger creature they aggrivated. After being incapacitated by the larger creature, they will gather two of their own kind to seek some form of revenge, this is (of course) after they have finished crying and making fake phone calls to their "homies". On many occasions, all of them will be demolished by the larger creature, for they have the strength of hundreds of "Nate Dawgs" and pulsate pure hatred. The "Nate Dawg" is always caucasion, often confusing itself with the poor and ignorant gangstas of the inner city.

If a "Nate Dawg" ever threatens you with his army of "homies", do not fret, for he is only bluffing and will soon cry and run when you show up at his front door with your kin, a burning hatred in your eyes. Few have witnessed the "Nate Dawg" fight, but those that did have informed us of the situation.

Anonymous: "I witnessed them go after a friend of mine who had nearly cracked their leaders skull days before, the Nate Dawg had been insulting him. There were three of them, two held my friend's arms back as the Nate Dawg punched him. The situation didn't last long, my friend freed himself after the first punch and put the Nate Dawg in the hospital and his friends were scarred for life."

As you have read, the "Nate Dawg" is not nearly as powerful as he may think.

In order to spot the "Nate Dawg" you must watch for a very ugly person sporting baggy clothes, he is very fat. He will be with a herd of other moronic humans, wearing their hats "Puerta Rican" style and also sporting baggy clothes. You may insult him as you wish, for there is nothing he can do. He may threaten you or brag about his "110 bike", a motorized bicycle of shit value. Don't worry, he is very easy to outsmart, his IQ is that of a dead bacterium.

This concludes the discussion of the moronic creature, Nate Dawg.

Yo, the nate dawg be tight, nigga fer realz. We roll the south side of B Town! Yay-ay!

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