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The act of telling your girlfriend that you're going to your grandma's house, but really opting to stay home all night masturb..
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The ribcage of an underage anorexic.
Seriously, she was so skinny, if I'd had a hammer I could have played her vileophone.
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a substitute for irrelevant details of conversation. etc, blah-blah-blah.
Then Melissa was like "I love you Stephen. I want to mar..