National Fuck Festival

What is National Fuck Festival?

1.

A 3 day festival where you fuck all u can. and if u are a virgin still and are looking for a great way to lose is heres a reason to get laid.

I don't know about u but i don't wanna be a 40 year old virgin.

lady: hey there stranger i am looking for a guy i can ride for this special occasion.

man: whats the occassion pretty lady?

lady: national fuck festival

man: okay let me just go get some condoms from the gas station

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2.

A 3 day event to have sex all you can.and if u are a virgin still and are looking for a great way to lose is heres a reason to get laid.

lady: hey stranger i am wondering if i could get a "ride" if u know what i mean

Man: why are you asking me pretty lady?

Lady: it National Fuck Festival and i need to get laid

Man: Thats fine by me but we needs to be safe so lets go get some condoms from the gas station

See condoms, fun, sex, orgasim, festivals, pleasure

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