National Jack-off Day

What is National Jack-off Day?

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A day that everyman in the world has to jack off. The date of national jack-off day is May 5. The best time to jack-off would be 5:55 on 5/5.

Yo im so pumped cause tomorrow is national jack-off day and i can wait to bust a nut everywhere

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