What is National Michael Jackson Day?


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National Michael Jackson Day is celebrated annually on the day of Michael Jackson's passing from this world to the next, June 25. Michael Jackson, The King of Pop, passed away due to unknown reasons as of this moment, but his heart stopped beating in the ambulance, and revival attempts failed. Some people are glad, and a nationwide text message was sent around saying, "Michael Jackson is dead, kids don't have to worry anymore!"

Some people see this as a tragic event, because he was extremely influential to the rock/pop culture, with his big hits like "Bad" and "Thriller"

Either way, this day will be forever remembered as National Michael Jackson Day

43 year old person: "Can you believe Michael Jackson died...?"

12 year old: "Haha michael jackson doesn't get to rape kids anymore!"

National Michael Jackson Day

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