What is National Orgasm Society?


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An International Society for the promotion and enhancement of Orgasms.

National Orgasm Society Scientifically Based Categories, #1

Al & Tipper - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Goregasm

Barely happened - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Boredgasm

Blue Collar - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Poorgasm

During foreplay - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Foregasm

From Masturbation - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Just Yourgasm

In a rowboat - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Oargasm

In brand new home, BEFORE you move in - - - - - - Floorgasm

Just before leaving - - - - - - - - - - - Out the Doorgasm

On the Internet - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Porngasm

One you had to pay for - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Whoregasm

Penis covered with chocolate syrup, marshmallow creme and Graham Cracker crumbs, subjected to a blowjob - - Smoregasm

Too many times - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Soregasm

Trying out the vibrator at the Adult Bookstore - -Storegasm

20s & 30s - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Moregasm

Very brief - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Micro Orgasm

Way too many times - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Toregasm

Wetdream - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Snoregasm

When YOU are a prostitute - - - - - - - - - - - - Choregasm

While flying - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Soargasm

With a cop - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Boargasm

With someone you just met at the bar - - - - - - Scoregasm

With the Quadruplets - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Fourgasm

With your freshly deceased spouse - - - - - - - - Mourngasm

See 77, johnson, faux 'mo'


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