What is National Orgasm Society?


1.

An International Society for the promotion and enhancement of Orgasms.

National Orgasm Society Scientifically Based Categories, #1

Al & Tipper - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Goregasm

Barely happened - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Boredgasm

Blue Collar - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Poorgasm

During foreplay - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Foregasm

From Masturbation - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Just Yourgasm

In a rowboat - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Oargasm

In brand new home, BEFORE you move in - - - - - - Floorgasm

Just before leaving - - - - - - - - - - - Out the Doorgasm

On the Internet - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Porngasm

One you had to pay for - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Whoregasm

Penis covered with chocolate syrup, marshmallow creme and Graham Cracker crumbs, subjected to a blowjob - - Smoregasm

Too many times - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Soregasm

Trying out the vibrator at the Adult Bookstore - -Storegasm

20s & 30s - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Moregasm

Very brief - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Micro Orgasm

Way too many times - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Toregasm

Wetdream - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Snoregasm

When YOU are a prostitute - - - - - - - - - - - - Choregasm

While flying - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Soargasm

With a cop - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Boargasm

With someone you just met at the bar - - - - - - Scoregasm

With the Quadruplets - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Fourgasm

With your freshly deceased spouse - - - - - - - - Mourngasm

See 77, johnson, faux 'mo'


17

Random Words:

1. a member of the christian grindcore band lucifer rocks dolce and gabbana. She is the main "Breeter" for the band. She is known..
1. Like the expression, "I'm all ears" juiced up for the Internet. To be used in e-mails and mostly text or instant messagi..
1. This is a common sarcastic response to any exclamation of enthusiasm or joyous anticipation. It's intention is to present your gene..