National Penis Day

What is National Penis Day?


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In New Zealand, September 4th is national penis day. Heaps of guys in each of the main cities go to a public place (like The Square in Christchurch), get naked and stand in a formation so as to form a giant penis. Lots of chicks and dirty old men go.

James: "Hey Luke, lets go to The Square to see your mum"

Luke: "What do you mea... HEY!!"


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