What is National Penis Day?
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In New Zealand, September 4th is national penis day. Heaps of guys in each of the main cities go to a public place (like The Square in Christchurch), get naked and stand in a formation so as to form a giant penis. Lots of chicks and dirty old men go.
James: "Hey Luke, lets go to The Square to see your mum"
Luke: "What do you mea... HEY!!"
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Cruising around in a volkswagen aka Vee-dub / V-dub hence the name.
I'm going Vee-dubbin' in my 71' Bay Window Bus this ..