National Pimp Day

What is National Pimp Day?


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A day of pimping. Each year NPD falls on the Saturday of the NFL draft. Originated in April of 2006, this annual holiday was created in order to celebrate the pimpness of a group of friends. NPD is comparable to a bachelor party, but instead of only occuring once, occurs annually. Historically, the day has begun with 18 holes of golf. All pimps then meet up at a house to watch the draft, where in addition to waching the draft, pimps partcipate in other pimptivities such as drinking,grilling, and video games. After the draft, pimping will continue at a bar/club of choice. The worst case scenario of NPD is that each pimp brings back two babies to smash.

I can't wait until National Pimp Day (NPD). I haven't pimped with you guys in awhile.

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