What is National Singles Awareness Day?

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Also known as Valentines Day. This is the one time of year where you are guaranteed to feel absolutely horrible about yourself because you do not have a significant other. It is the day where you sit around your house in your robe, watch The Notebook, eat a lot of chocolate and think about why no one's attracted to you.

Suzie: *crying cuz Bobby dumped her*

Becky: "National Singles Awareness Day is upon us. Let us watch chick flicks and gorge ourselves with chocolate candy. Somehow this will make you feel better."

Suzie: Ok!

See valentines day, single, the notebook, hearts, chocolate

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falls on February 14th. its what single people celebrate while there couple friends go on dates

Joe: hey how is your valentines day going?

Zach: oh i celebrate National singles awareness day. i hate the presents and stuff

See valentines, valentine, love, single
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