What is National Singles Awareness Day?


1.

Also known as Valentines Day. This is the one time of year where you are guaranteed to feel absolutely horrible about yourself because you do not have a significant other. It is the day where you sit around your house in your robe, watch The Notebook, eat a lot of chocolate and think about why no one's attracted to you.

Suzie: *crying cuz Bobby dumped her*

Becky: "National Singles Awareness Day is upon us. Let us watch chick flicks and gorge ourselves with chocolate candy. Somehow this will make you feel better."

Suzie: Ok!

See valentines day, single, the notebook, hearts, chocolate

2.

falls on February 14th. its what single people celebrate while there couple friends go on dates

Joe: hey how is your valentines day going?

Zach: oh i celebrate National singles awareness day. i hate the presents and stuff

See valentines, valentine, love, single


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