National Zombie Day

What is National Zombie Day?


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Celebrated on July 7th, we honor our nations soon-to-be-coming zombie attack, and watch our favorite zombie movies with pride. In which case everyone must remember that shooting or hitting zombies in the head is the only thing to stop them during an attack.

WARNING: Young children feel the need to eat the brains of small animals or other children.

Tom - "Hey, look it's national zombie day!"

Jeff - "Oh wow! Lets watch Dawn of the Dead!"

Tom - "Okay!"

Random Child - "OM NOM NOM I'MA EAT CHUR BRAINZ."

Jeff - (shoots child in the head)

Tom - "Wow Jeff, you sure saved us on that one."

Jeff - "It was no problem."

See nation, zombie, day, july, brains


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