Natives

What is Natives?


1.

Slang for cigarettes made by Indians on Canadian Indian reservations.

In Canada, the government is full of sensitive liberal pussies that feel responsible for what their ancestors did to the Natives. They decided that since white people are so bad, maybe it would even the score if they let Natives operate above the law. Now Natives don’t have to pay Canadian taxes, they don’t have to follow Canadian fishing regulations and they can make cigarettes and sell them at unregulated prices.

I'm not saying that all Natives suck and I do recognize that they have been oppressed for a long period of time. Having said that, the quality of the reservation cigarettes are fucking terrible because often the people that make them are fucked out of their mind on tax free booze or from huffing gasoline.

The people that smoke them have no pride and they don't give a shit about their image. If I was going to smoke, i'd atleast want to look cool and smoke Marlborough or Camels instead of those welfare low budget putters or sagos. It's just like people who drink bum beer brands like lakeport or king cobra in the states. They are men without pride or dignity.

Reggie: Yo man do you got any smokes?

Ray: mmm all I’ve got are these lousy natives.

Reggie: Good enough I’m too shit-faced to care

I tried to sell a bag of Natives at the bus station but it was hard because most people are too high class to smoke them and the one’s that do like them are too broke ass to pay me.

See poor, lakeport, indians

2.

the coolest people in the world! they had to deal with american wars and their own. they are still not forgotten. they had to me moved away from that andrew jackson, but not forgotten. i hate andrew jackson for what he has done. i am not native american, just native. i am proud, though. they are like native americans. they have a history of dressing the same way and all that stuff. natives and native americans only have one difference: they settled in different places. thats all. when i found out what such a terrible thing jackson did, i was offended and still am. we are still the coolest people ever to walk this earth.

italians just wish they could be like us. the spanish kiss the ground we walk on. americans will pay for everything that they have doe to us. the natives kick butt every time. if you are not native, you wish that you are.

See girls, love, man, fool, amish


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