What is Natos?
1.
N. Not a Tool of Society
A. Same as NTOS
B. Not much can be said about these creatures for they remain mysteriously hidden from the world and the general public.
C. Typically non-religious but ubertastically and virtuously spiritual.
D. Usually a loner but can be known to have a small circle of trusted friends. No more than 5, and thats elaborated.
E. Known to hold careers such as astronauts, shaman, artists, underground musicians that never go mainstream for fear of being tainted, ninjas, judges, revolutionary leaders like Gandhi, etc.
F. Also known to wander the earth like a survivalist gypsy in order to live a completely free life devoid of earthbinding behaviors.
G. One who is always attempting to awaken themselves and awaken others in the process.
H. Sacred and endangered species.
I. Known to be slaughtered, killed, or tortured mercilessly until they commit suicide in the UTOSes hopes of becoming a NTOS/NATOS.
Sheep: "BAAAAAAAA!"
Boy: "Hey ma! Is that a NATOS/NTOS?
Mother: "No honey, that's just a UTOS in NTOS/NATOS disguise. You can identify one by it's habits and attire if you know one long enough, but beware UTOSes will suck the life from your veins like a vampire."
Boy: ); (cries)
Elizabeth: "I tried to sabotage myself to save my boyfriend from turmoil but it was too late. Turns out I changed into a NTOS/NATOS and he still became a UTOS...LFS" ):
"I knew a NTOS/NATOS once. Unfortunately a large group of UTOSes came together and murdered him in an attempt to gain more power... I guess they read it in a book or something."
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