What is Natty Bumpo?
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While performing cunnilingus the woman bucks her hips upward into one's nose, causing bleeding. The man wipes the blood off with his hands and grabs the woman's face running the blood across it with his fingers creating the illusion of Indian Ceremonial face paint. (Natty Bumpo, also known as Hawkeye from from Nathaniel Hawthorne's Last of the Mohicans was played by Daniel Day Lewis in the movie adaptation).
I got a Natty Bumpo last night, but at least he didn't wipe it on my new sheets, they're Egyptian cotton.
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