Natty Splatties

What is Natty Splatties?


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After a long night of drinking Natural Light, you are awaken by a large, soggy amount of poo knocking at the back door. After releasing this load, your bumhole is on fire and you might need a toilet brush handy. It often smells like rotten beer.

Sam:"Damn did I have the natty splatties this morning!"

Alyssa:"Me too! Three days later and my whales eye still burns!"

See poop, shit, beer, booze, fart


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