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A friend who's shit at keeping in touch - they appear and disappear at will/random.
- So have you seen Alan recently?
- No, no on..
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The white stinkie slime found on the head of your dick at the end of the day.
I found some duck cheese on my dick last night dear...
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The art of taking credit for an accomplishment that you had absolutely nothing to do with.
Alternatively, acheiving a goal only after..