Natural Ice

What is Natural Ice?


1.

A beer that tastes bad so the first two cans are a labor of love. After that it goes down smooth, you keep pounding it until you pass out. This is usually achieved before beer #12 because Natty Ice is 5.9% ABV.

A cheap Ice brewed beer made by Anheuser Busch and is said to be a collection of leftover crap. This is possibly true because some cans are creamy and some are bitter.

College student 1: We have $12 lets split a dirty 30.

College student 2: So you want to get Busch?

College student 1: Yo dumbshit you know Busch is $14 we need Natty.

College student 2: You're right Natural Ice is cheaper and more alcoholic so we'll be fuckin fat bitches in no time!

See natty ice, pisswater, college ice, beer, cheap

2.

one of the cheapest beers you can buy, but unlike other cheap beers, natural ice has a refreshing taste and goes down smooth. has a higher alcohol content compared to other beers of 5.9% and is highly popular among high school and college students. it is not to be confused with natural light which is only drank by pussies. common nickname is natty ice referring to its "nasty" taste, but is largely inaccurate.

guy 1: "hey dave do u want a natty light or natty ice?"

guy 2: "what the fuck do u think i am? a pussy? throw me a natural ice"

guy 1: "Oh yea. i forgot only pussies drink light beer"

See natty ice, natural light, natty light

3.

5.9% alc, cheap, tastes like water.

"Most bang for the buck!"

Here is eight bucks. Go grab a a couple sixers of the talls of Natural Ice and some Jalepeno Chips. Bring me back the change.

See natty ice, natty


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