Nature

What is Nature?


1.

Nature is what creates balance in our world. The deepest point in the ocean, the most beautiful rose or even a simple tree continues to inspire daily. Nature reminds us that there is constant creation, destruction and regeneration that comes with the cycle of life. Natures is the reason why we have resources to live by, as well as being the foundation to everything that encompasses our world. It is much too powerful to try and combat, which is why we need to learn to respect nature. Take off your shoes, sink your toes into the green grass and you be the judge… in touch with nature we are all at peace.

Without respecting our environment and nature the world will not be able to function.

2.

Nature! (Exclamation) - What one says when one farts outdoors.

Comes from "being one with nature" when one farts.

The phrase "Nature!" can ONLY be used outdoors.

When the party guilty of flatulence calls "Nature!", the fart and farter MUST be forgiven, and then sometimes high fived.

(Mysterious fart)

Alex: What is that smell?!?!

Oliver: Hey Alex! (Farts again) Nature!

Alex: (High fives Oliver)

See farting, gas, stank, ass, rude, fart, butt

3.

When Nature gets a hold of you in uncontrollable ways. There is something in the air that makes you want to do things you arent normally acustomed to doing. The musk of oxe and the combination of countries (United States and Canada) united to make one resourceful way of changing human kind.

Jay and I went to meijers to cause nature.

The shingle on the roof magically disappeared because of nature.

The forest behind our house was taken out by nature.

I cant wait for the water to freeze so nature can occur.

Did you see nature last night?

"Who ate the quesedillas on the ride home?" "must have been nature!"

Starting fires in a glass cup in a living room can only be natures fury leashing back.

See fire, robbery, shingle, fury

4.

a low key reference to marijuana or marijuana smoking or being high

" yo blaze that nature"

"ayy r u high?"

"you already no im out in nature!"

"we bout to head out in nature nawimsayn?"

See out, marijuana, smoke, being high, getting high

5.

An erection.

Little boy, on waking in the morning: "Mamma! What's wrong? It's sticking up!"

Mother to her son: "That's okay, little man. It's just nature."

See erection, wood, hard-on, sex, puberty

6.

A state of being that everyone secretly aspires to as long as they don't have to experience it first hand.

Guy A: For my new year's resolution I vow to be one with nature

Guy B: Wow, so you're going to go without proper clothing, transport, entertainment or even shelter and exist on a diet of tree bark and bugs?

Guy A: Uh, I was thinking more along the lines of buying organic potatoes... but when you put it that way it makes my perception of nature sound flawed. I'm going to drive home now, watch TV and eat a giant take out pizza before going to bed in my comfortably heated house.

Guy B: You're welcome..

See natural, environment, hypocrites, nature lover, hippies

7.

The bitch responsible for hurricanes, tornados, floods, earthquakes, tsunamis, blizzards, volcanos, landslides, avalanches, and wild fires.

Dude, the midwest just got fucked up again by nature.

See natural, disaster, mother nature, hippie, chaos, destruction, gaia, green, eco, ecofriendly


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