Naughty Haiku

What is Naughty Haiku?


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similar to naughty little rhymes (if this wasn't published, just follow along,) naughty haiku uses the classic japanese poem structure combined with good old American sex-obsession to create a new art form. The form of a haiku is always as follows-

first line=five syllables

second line=seven syllables

third line=five syllables

-so now just add some semi-pornographic, naughty, or just silly ideas, and voila! naughty haiku!

here some examples of naughty haiku-

her bosom heaving,

jiggling, as she runs away

from me, down the road.

sometimes i stare out

from my window, watching her

as she trims her bush.

gee, i didn't know

she was only fifteen, sir.

off to jail with me.

the couple wriggled

and writhed, moaning in passion;

then the tape ran out.

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