What is Naughty Neighbour Twatting Stick?


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a pole shaped stick, usually from a household item such as a broom or a mop, broken away to form a defensive device known as a "naughty neighbour twatting stick"

The item must be clearly labelled as such, as is used to wave away (or twat) nasty and naughty neighbours in council flats.

mooji - can you hear them trying to kick my door in?

dirtyfur - quick get the naughty neighbour twatting stick

See naughty, neighbour, defence, beating, stick, mooji


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