What is Naughty Puppy?
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The act of positioning your female counterpart's face over a pile of shit during doggy-style sex, while smacking her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. Once the act is completed, she should be banished to the backyard for one hour.
My girlfriend has been very rambunctious and disobedient lately, perhaps a naughty puppy is in order.
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the act of a pedophile displaying his attraction towards an unsuspecting victim. That victim has been 'pedophiled'.
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Almost having sex, but having the universe dick you over in some way. Like, so close that, could you freeze-frame the moment and displac..
