What is Naughty Puppy?
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The act of positioning your female counterpart's face over a pile of shit during doggy-style sex, while smacking her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. Once the act is completed, she should be banished to the backyard for one hour.
My girlfriend has been very rambunctious and disobedient lately, perhaps a naughty puppy is in order.
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The aproximate amount of time since last time you had sex/intimacy with someone; when you are the most in danger of doing something stup..