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Stay off the floor. Climb around on the furniture, step on the cat if you have to, just don't touch the goddam floor!
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This is the feeling of dread that overcomes someone when it is assumed their love of cucumbers translates into a love of zucchinis. One..
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A mint az babe . Favourite snack is rubbers. Hobbies include crimping her bits and straightening her hair whilst pouting in the mirror. ..