Navel Review

What is Navel Review?


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The occasion when a lady, stepping out of the shower and surveying her equipment, looks downwards past her NAVEL towards her sub-equatorial area and the tropical docklands beyond.

If she happens to be a typically mature, full-bodied British female - with a lively interest in submarine matters - because of the continental-shelf or "heiferlump" of protruding flesh obscuring her VIEW, she may find it necessary to use a mirror, compass and telescope, before her hands can navigate a safe passage to the bearded channel of her major shipping-lane, and there drop anchor.

The rank of Chief Petty Officer WRNS, which Imelda Grebe had attained in her long career in the Women's Royal Naval Service, was a not altogether accurate description of the ample forces that she personally commanded.

Although the title of Chief was undoubtedly appropriate, when her massive hulk was measured against the modest bulkheads and port-holes of lesser Wrens, the most casual NAVEL REVIEW by an interested observer would inevitably conclude that her Officership - and her orifice - was by no means Petty.

See more a harbour than an arbour, Persson


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