Navelplex

What is Navelplex?


1.

A smooth-edged, thin, round piece of plexiglass that can be inserted into the user's navel. Its purpose is to provide a viewport or navigational tool for people whose heads are stuck so far up their ass they're unable to see or move about safely.

My ex-wife could benefit from the use of a navelplex.

See dimbulb

2.

A thin, smooth-edged, round piece of plexiglass that will fit in the user's navel. Its purpose is to provide a viewport or navigational tool for people whose heads are stuck so far up their asses they're unable to see or move about safely.

My ex-wife could benefit from the use of a navelplex.

See dimbulb, shithead, headache


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