What is Navigate The Mountains With A St. Bernard?


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When a man has sexual relations with a girls neck fat (mountains) while wearing a condom for protection (St. Bernard).

Damn bro, I met this chick at the bar and she had so much neck fat that I had to navigate the mountains with a St. Bernard.

See mountains, sex, fat, neck, condom


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