Navved

What is Navved?


1.

To be navigationally owned. When the driver of a car brings great shame upon himself and his family by taking a wrong turn or getting lost on a journey.

Jeremy: I say Hubert you have taken the wrong turning back to the manor old chum.

Hubert: Balderdash!

Jeremy: You got navved. You fucking noob!

See owned, ownage, navigation, noob

2.

Short for Navigationly owned. When someone gets lost or takes the wrong route whilst driving. Navigational ownage can result in deep shame for the navved individual.

John: WTF man why did you take a left, the owl sanctuary is up there on the right.

Simon: Sorry I thought it was up here next to gnome world...

John: Shut the fuck up man you got navved.

See navigation, owned, ownage


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