Navy Cakes

What is Navy Cakes?

Jizzfilled turds. Sort of like a twinkie, but not as tastie.

Usually made by ass pirateswho are on a boat away from women for too long through excessive anal penetration.

"Hello ducks! Like to make some navy cakes?"

Auto-bob

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Jots

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One-legged Pirate

1. The act of ejaculating in your partner's eye and then kicking her in the shin, causing her to move around like a one-legged pirate...

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