What is Navy Seal?
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1. One of many American Special Forces Units (SFU). Often regarded as one of the best in the world; only surpased by the British SAS, and other HIGHLY top secret forces, such as Grey Fox.
2. With more than 10 KNOWN teams now, the Navy SEAL unit is comprised of the "best of the best". Richard Marcinko is probably the most well known and most influential SEAL, as he even created his own unit.
3. Started in 1963, by President Kennedy, this is a "counter-offensive, and counter guerilla task force".
Not very clandestine in the past years. Publisized for recruitment purposes.
Terrorist: Man, this is such a joke. There's no soldiers for miles. And besides, there's no way ANYONE could get through the lasers, many guards, security cameras, spotlights, motion sensors, dogs and trip wires.
*knife pierces through his nec; SEAL pulls his body into the darkness*
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HOOYAH! Hootin, Lootin' and Parchutin' Frogmen who Kick Ass and take names later. Members of Naval Special Warfare Command who have the illest and sickest equipment for the execution of special operations. Feared by Evil and respected worldwide that many countries send their frogmen to Coronado, California for BUD/S Training so that they too can kick ass with the rest of the free world.
When it absolutely positively has to be taken out overnight, Call 1-800-US NAVY SEALS
Admit Nothing...Deny Everything...Make Counter-accusations
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A division of the U.S. Naval Special Warfare dept. that specialize in reconnaisance and anti guerilla/terrorism warfare during clandestyne operations. SEAL standing for operating on Sea Air and Land
Over the next 2 years you will endure the most grueling lifestyle known to service members and man as a whole. If you pass and recieve your trident you will be a Navy SEAL
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When a guy sneaks into his girlfriend's house at night, past her parents, and eats her out while she is still asleep. In order to make the mission successful, there must be no evidence that he was ever there. Get in and get out.
"Dude, I pulled off the Navy SEAL last night."
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Crazy ass mofos who will fuck you up anywhere any time any place
WTF y think u a Navy SEAL or some shit?
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Usually done in middle or high schools. You take a sharpie or permanent marker and sneak up on your unsuspecting victim and then "seal" them by drawing a big line across their throat. Simulates the popular action of throat slashing usually done by Navy SEALS on a regular basis.
Unsuspecting victim: LOLZ nothing's gonna happen to me today! There's NO ONE here besides me!
You: *sneaks up and Navy SEAL's his ass*
Victim: WTF?!!!!
You: *vanish into the shadows*
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1. A totally bad ass division of the U.S. special forces that train for 2 years and endure some of the most hostile terrain. To be a navy SEAL you have to ignore excrusiating pain and focus one one goal, the Trident.
2. What I'm going to be in 6 years.
Wow, i just spent 2 years of my life training to become a well-oiled fine-tuned bad-ass-killing-machine and get this trident and have the right to be called a Navy SEAL. HOOYAH!!!
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