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The sex you get after spending $1209457863145 on your wife/gf or being extra sensitive or cuddly or whatever on Valentine's Day.
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lamp·sex·u·al lamp-sek-shoo-uhl
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1. of, pertaining to, or exhibiting lampsexuality.
2. of, pertaining to, or effing a lamp...