What is Nbc Today?
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1. Popular morning tv program on the NC network.
2. Medium for lower-middle-class dorks to wave stupid cardboard signs and wave like fuckwits while that fat black weatherguy ignores them politely.
3. How Satan enters the groins of children.
I can actually hear my brain cells humming the NBC Today theme music as they die.
Random Words:
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Dogging in the woods with chavvy guys/girls older than him/herself.
"did you hear about kirsty doing a rach last night with that 5..
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Jimmypoling is the act of wankin' it, OR can be substituted to fit in any context.
Last night I was jimmypoling so hard.
I punche..
