Nbc Today

What is Nbc Today?


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1. Popular morning tv program on the NC network.

2. Medium for lower-middle-class dorks to wave stupid cardboard signs and wave like fuckwits while that fat black weatherguy ignores them politely.

3. How Satan enters the groins of children.

I can actually hear my brain cells humming the NBC Today theme music as they die.


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