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1. To describe a girls eye after a guy jizz's in it. Olis had two crunchy turtles after hooking up with some random guys one night. ..

1. When you're masterbating, your hand slips off the head of your penis. Thus, messing up your special time. Dude, last night I was ..

1. For losers, geeks, who can't get sex, laid, with a real person in real life. Therefore the reason you see all the late night, sex a..