Neanderthal Drunk

What is Neanderthal Drunk?

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when one decides to get totally fucked up, thus passing out and not being able to get out of a room, so instead of being able to work the doorknob (or any type of early inventions, such as a wheel or doorknob), repeatedly bangs ones head on the door trying to get out, spitting all over the place, and video taping ones friend haveing mindless, headboard banging with her head, meaningless sex.

I am getting so neanderthal drunk tonight. Call that one whore that we know. make sure we have the camera.

See drunk, neanderthal, headbanging, doorknob
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