Neapolitan Edit Meaning

1.

A Sexual Endeavor

Insert penis into a bloody vag, then insert penis into butt, suck off to finish.

"My girl is on the rag, so I gave her a Neapolitan "

"Woah, you got it in all three holes?"

"Fuck'n A"

See anal, oral, ass2mouth, blood, icecream

2.

Man fucks woman, sprays load on face and punches nose strawberry cheesecake, followed by a dirty sanchezor some other scatalogical act (e.g. cleveland steamer). The resulting mess is a Neapolitan (strawberry, vanilla and chocolate).

Chris gave Emma a Neapolitan last night. She was a total mess - I've never seen such ice-creamy goodness.

See spiderman, cleveland steamer, dirty sanchez, strawberry cheescake, sad panda

3.

When you've had a big weekend of anal sex and and as a result your turd resembles neapolitan ice cream - the brown of the faeces, the red of the blood and the white of the semen.

Mad Dog really worked me over last night in cellblock H. I just dropped a big neapolitan in the latrine.

See bumming, anal, poo, shit, turd, clarkey

4.

threesome with two guys and a girl

guy in the middle fucks the girl while being fucked by the other guy;

so you have three flavors: a straight person, a bisexual person, and a gay person

corresponding to the 3 flavors: vanilla, strawberry, chocolate

Guy: Yeah, me, Bob, and Anne got wasted last weekend and had a Neapolitan.

Other guy: Who was strawberry?

See anal, threesome, fuck, sex

5.

Adding feces into the strawberry shortcake. Specifically, a man ejaculates on his partner's face, punches his partner's nose causing bleeding, and defecates on his partner's face. The resulting mixture of semen, blood, and feces is what is required to characterize this sequence of actions as the 'Neapolitan' maneuver. Conceivably, a woman with the ability to 'squirt' could perform a similar maneuver on a partner.

"Man, last night I skeezed on my girlfriend's face, then punched her in the nose, then shat on her face."

"Oh, sweet, you gave her the Neapolitan!"

See skeez, squirt, the, titties

6.

As the girl is giving head to the male, he "prepares" by chewing a box of smarties, or M&M's. Then, he pulls out and gizzes on her face. He then spits the chewed smarties on her face. And finishes off by donkey punching the girls nose in order for it to bleed. This mixture of chocolate, cum, and blood mix together to ressemble a neapolitan ice-cream!

The other day, Kayla received a neapolitan from her boyfriend... it wasnt pretty.

See neapolitan, m&m, smarties, donkeypunch, ice-cream

7.

when a bitch sucks your dick after u fucked her bloody arse.

"i wonder why i taste cum, blood and shit." - Oprah