What is Near?
1.
A small, bright, albino~esque, toy obsessed boy and rival of Mello from the anime/maga series Death Note. Though only 5' tall.. And quite weak looking, he Defeated Kira and Succeded L. Looks can be decieving.
Person A: ..And that's why Near doesn't leave his house.
Person B: ..o.o With Mello? All night? That's.. So kinky.
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2.
To get with a person whom you desire sexually, and perhaps also emotionally or spiritually, and do doggy style.
Dr. Cameron is so ripe I'm going to near her before the night ends.
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3.
A measurement.
10,000 gallons.
The pool needed filling, so they ordered a near of water.
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4.
Someone who has facial defects, is "big-boned," and is all over ugly.
Person A: "That boy is a Near."
Person B: "Yeah, tell me about it, that's some fugly face right there."
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