Near

What is Near?


1.

A small, bright, albino~esque, toy obsessed boy and rival of Mello from the anime/maga series Death Note. Though only 5' tall.. And quite weak looking, he Defeated Kira and Succeded L. Looks can be decieving.

Person A: ..And that's why Near doesn't leave his house.

Person B: ..o.o With Mello? All night? That's.. So kinky.

See sheep, death, note, rabbit, nate, river

2.

To get with a person whom you desire sexually, and perhaps also emotionally or spiritually, and do doggy style.

Dr. Cameron is so ripe I'm going to near her before the night ends.

See doggie style, sex, ripe, hot, horny, nubile, nail, shag

3.

A measurement.

10,000 gallons.

The pool needed filling, so they ordered a near of water.

See neer

4.

Someone who has facial defects, is "big-boned," and is all over ugly.

Person A: "That boy is a Near."

Person B: "Yeah, tell me about it, that's some fugly face right there."

See fugly, far, fat, loser, weenis


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