What is Near Death Experience?


1.

(n.) Alleged by many, but unproven either way occurence where someone on the brink of death experiences bliss, a tunnel with a light at the end, and a feeling of knowledge of all thier activities. The experiencer will claim to see any number of things, such as thier own (scientifically) dead body.

That guy has had a near death experience.

See Kung-Fu Jesus

2.

Masturbating while hung over, such that your headache makes you think you might have a stroke and/or you feel like you might be having a heart attack, yet you keep going.

"I had such a bad hangover headache I had a near death experience while rubbing one out. But once you get started, you have to keep going..."

See alcohol, masturbation, hangover, the stranger, blood pressure


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