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Performing an act of fellatio. (A pun on Heratio Nelson and Nelson's Column).
We were sat there watching tv, and the next thing I..
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A unicorn lover is normally a very dorky person who subscribes to websites that consist of ponies and unicorns. Although some can be ver..
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Walking around a cold house with a hard-on early in the morning.
Dude...you have parka poker going on again. Put on some pants! Moron..
