Near Light

What is Near Light?


1.

The act of keeping one's own daughter in a locked basement for over 10 years while raping and fathering children with them. The term "near light" refers to the thing slit of light that the basement door reveals.

Joseph: So, daughter, ever been near light'd?

Daughter: No father, what's that?

Joseph: Hehe.

*door closed and locked*

See near, light, rape, joseph, fritzl


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