Near Light

What is Near Light?

1.

The act of keeping one's own daughter in a locked basement for over 10 years while raping and fathering children with them. The term "near light" refers to the thing slit of light that the basement door reveals.

Joseph: So, daughter, ever been near light'd?

Daughter: No father, what's that?

Joseph: Hehe.

*door closed and locked*

See near, light, rape, joseph, fritzl
87

Random Words:

W Shakes
1. William Shakespeare's rapper name. "Yo dawg, did youz just hear that new record W Shakes just dropped? Dayum, it was alls lik..
Read more
Smift
1. A simpler term for male bonding/bukkake amongst men.. Let's Smift again! like we did last summer!..
Read more
Omahfuckinsonuvabitchingawd!
1. The ULTIMATE interjection. Only meant for situations of extreme shock. OMFSOBG! George Bush: "Now, kids, who wants to teach me to ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free