What is Near Light?
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The act of keeping one's own daughter in a locked basement for over 10 years while raping and fathering children with them. The term "near light" refers to the thing slit of light that the basement door reveals.
Joseph: So, daughter, ever been near light'd?
Daughter: No father, what's that?
Joseph: Hehe.
*door closed and locked*
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The point at any social gathering when 2 horny strangers decide to go into a private area and have drunk, unprotected sex.
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teenage stalkers
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The fear of getting training camp tickets.
Not to be confused with Awakaphobia.
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