What is Near Light?
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The act of keeping one's own daughter in a locked basement for over 10 years while raping and fathering children with them. The term "near light" refers to the thing slit of light that the basement door reveals.
Joseph: So, daughter, ever been near light'd?
Daughter: No father, what's that?
Joseph: Hehe.
*door closed and locked*
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the mythical first pish after a session of spanking ones ham, which clears ones steaky pipe of any remaining wankpiss
Me : Oh, i had a ..
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Drunk as fuck.
See drunk, bombed, smashed, shitfaced, irish.
I was so inebriated, I'd fuck Kif.
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A classy way to say you are..
