Near Miss Edit Meaning

1. lighthearted and humorous shock and or surprise ex: "When my friend farted loudly while we were at the library, I said-zee-gads!&..

1. The line on a males taint where if he was to be a female there would be a juicy sweaty pink pussy. "ahhhhh, I sharted and got a sh..

1. Similar to the chili dog. This is the act of defecating on a woman's chest or stomach, and then slamming forward 0 to 60 leaving sk..