Near Miss Edit Meaning

1. A portmanteau of masturbate and hate. To hate something or someone so much as to masturbate and ejaculate on them. I hated the school p..

1. Douchebagsthat strive for the "Carmine Gotti" look. Strictly male, they wish they were part of the Italian mob-scene, althou..

1. A sad, depressed, suicidal Wal-mart employee who spends their days in the back room, damaging their bodies and sense of sanity to appeas..