Near Miss Edit Meaning

1. When you become older and your chest starts to sag. "Jeez Maybelle, my treetops used to reach for the sun and now my treetops are ..

1. it happens when u r trying to put ur penis into ur gf's vagina, u miss but end up hitting the asshole which saves u from embarresme..

1. Shares a lot with the average chav, hooded tops, fake jewellery, tracksuit bottoms tucked into white socks, the usual..but this particul..