What is Neard?
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A growth of facial hair which is intentionally concentrated BELOW the neckline, a portmanteau of Neck and bEARD. Usually very scraggled and harsh-looking until it gets some body.
PersonOne: Dude, I think you spilled some gravel on your chin!
PersonTwo: No man, it's cool, I'm gonna grow the sickest neard you've ever seen.
Women: Can we stroke and fondle that gorgeous mane on your neck?
PersonTwo: Get the rubbers, I'll be back in an hour.
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A nerd who is too close to you.
Guy1: Hey, what's with that guy?
Guy2: Him? He's just a neard.
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When you abruptly breakdance during a rendezvous with the Governor General and various dairy goods spontaneously combust.
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Card games: A Bridgeor Whist hand of 13 cards that contains no 'honor', any card higher in rank than a nine.
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