Neard

What is Neard?


1.

A growth of facial hair which is intentionally concentrated BELOW the neckline, a portmanteau of Neck and bEARD. Usually very scraggled and harsh-looking until it gets some body.

PersonOne: Dude, I think you spilled some gravel on your chin!

PersonTwo: No man, it's cool, I'm gonna grow the sickest neard you've ever seen.

Women: Can we stroke and fondle that gorgeous mane on your neck?

PersonTwo: Get the rubbers, I'll be back in an hour.

See beard, hair, facial, extreme power metal

2.

A nerd who is too close to you.

Guy1: Hey, what's with that guy?

Guy2: Him? He's just a neard.

See nerds, smart, near, awkward, annoying, dork, geek, intellect


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