What is Nearp?
1. (n) An extremely good pianist whose talents are never fully recognized.
2. (v) To shock, surprise, or simply scare a stranger by uncontrollable laughter.
3. (n) The previously mentioned laughter, which is best described as uncontrollable, loud, and spreading over multiple octaves on a music scale.
That nearp just nearped those guys with his nasty nearp!