Nebraskan Corncob

What is Nebraskan Corncob?


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This requires early preparation. You have to take a shit(a good long and solid one). Once that is done, you must take it out and put it in your freezer so that it freezes to a stiff popsicle looking object. When ready, take it out and use it to pleasure your girl with it, in any way you want.homemade dildo

For some reason, I couldn't get a boner when my girlfriend wanted to have sex, luckily I remembered that I had a Nebraskan Corncob in the freezer.

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