Neck Lettuce

What is Neck Lettuce?


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The bushy overgrowth of hair on the neckline, typically indicating it's time for a haircut. A distant relative of the Kentucky Waterfall or the Mississippi Mudflap.

It's been 8 weeks since my last haircut; my neck lettuce is ripe!

See hair, haircut, shaggy, lettuce, neck


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