Neck Salad

What is Neck Salad?


1.

The unruly hairs that grow on the back of one's neck, outside of the normal hairline (as defined by one's barber/stylist), that clearly indicate that one is overdue for a haircut.

"John needs a serious haircut. Did you SEE the neck salad he's got growing back there?!?"

See hairy, bald, bushman, beastly


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