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One who is sophisticated.
Classy sophisticates like me use big words in our sentences. Did I say big? I meant polysyllabic. Polysyllabi..
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Someone who only masturbates to people over the age of 40.
Sam: I was at Mikes house and guess what i caught him doing?
Chris: What du..
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A weird old lady who always wears paisly pants.
Ew, that old lady is wearing paisly pants! She is such a Frannie Ball.
See frannie, ol..